Alright, brace yourselves because old man Saturn has decided to shake things up, and he's doing it Aquarian style! Saturn's transit in Aquarius shoves you out of your comfort zone, and holding your ground will be like trying to ride a donkey through a hurricane - both hilarious and chaotic.

This transit conjures images of your structured lives flipping upside down, like one of you unintentionally muting the other during your weekly couple quiz night. You thought Mars in retrograde caused drama? Well, this is the "hold my beer" moment of Saturn in Aquarius!

Transiting Saturn loves to spring maturity and responsibility onto unsuspecting people. The conjunction with the composite Pholus in Pisces can be likened to a Hitchcock film. It's mysterious, cryptic, and, unlike the ending of "Psycho," you don't see it coming. Pholus in Pisces has the audacity to challenge boundaries and provoke transformation in your relationship, much like the person who introduced kale to the world. However, unlike kale, this isn't a change you will instantly regret.

The composite chart reveals that you now tread unfamiliar waters together, dealing with emerging emotional subtleties where words might sometimes fail. Merely blaming Mercury for your communication shortcomings won't cut it anymore; look towards the Pisces influence for those feelings you just can't verbalize.

This transit will provoke introspection into your relationship. It's like taking a romantic stroll through each other's subconsciousness, but without the right psychic rubber boots, you could step in a metaphysical puddle. The good news is, by the end of this transit, you'll boat through emotional turmoils like seasoned sailors, and maybe even find those rubber boots you needed.

The Saturn-Pholus conjunction promises to be a transformative journey - think mythic saga but with less dragons and more emotional awareness. So buckle up, grab your telescope, and maybe some metaphysical rain gear. Remember Neptune's motto when he played poker with Mars: "The house always wins, but everyone has a tell." Well, Saturn's transit is the house, and Pisces, my friends, is your tell. Embrace the change!

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