Oh, you two have quite the cosmic shakeup brewing, thanks to Pluto's debut dance in Aquarius, squaring off against Juno in Aries in your composite chart. Now, before you start promising Pluto your first-born or tinkering with time-travel theories, remember that Pluto is all about transformation. This celestial shift isn't going to leave your relationship in dust. Probably.

Juno in Aries suggests an inherent demand in your relationship for independence and action, a fiery spirit, if you will. It's like being perpetually armed and ready with marshmallows when a bonfire comes along. Yet Pluto's Aquarian presence is the big gust of wind that could drive the flames slightly out of control.

The gigantic metaphorical fan that Pluto's waving might result in some heated moments. Aquarius does love its sense of community, but a rebellious streak runs deep within, as you may find out on surprisingly windy days. Pluto stirring the pot might bring latent friction to the surface. The key to weathering this square is understanding where each is coming from.

Will the occasional clash of titanic forces lead to world domination? Unlikely, unless your relationship involves battle-hardened minions and top-secret volcano lairs. But expect it to enhance the area where you seek influence over one another or where one person's freedom is restricted. Watch for power struggles or unexpected thunderbolts as Pluto in unpredictable Aquarius can be as subtly disturbing as an armadillo at a picnic.

You two need not start building a bunker just yet. Remember, all moments of tension are opportunities for growth. Embrace this period as an impromptu dance class on a discotech floor teeming with breakdancers. Chaotic, yes, but if you can find your rhythm amidst that Aquarian discord, Juno in Aries will triumph.

Ultimately, this Pluto transit is like riding a rollercoaster with a perpetual blinker warning you of a disruptive yet exciting twist ahead. Your journey might be bumpy, but adopting an Authentic Aquarian Accessory (triple AA batteries not included) - flexibility, novelty, and humour can lead to a thrilling evolution.

So, buckle in, you two. This Astrological Extreme Makeover promises to be transformative with a dash of cosmic irony. Pluto, after all, does have a wicked sense of humor.

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